To everyone who says i'm a jerk, EXPECT ME
to be a jerk whenever you start talking shit about Spike's age. I'm tired of arguing with dumb people who believe Spike is still currently a baby in the show, but his friends continued to age normally. He was born when Twilight was still a filly, so that means she had to be at least 5 years older than him when his egg hatched. I don't fucking care how dragon life span works., and it doesn't matter how long it takes for his body to physically age. He's still
canonly 5 years younger than her by existence.
If you think he might be somewhere around the CMC's age or a few years older, I might give you a pass for at least thinking that. But if you're 1 of those idiots who says Spike is still in the same category as Princess Flurry Heart and Cake twins, GET THE FUCK OUT
. Don't ever talk to me. I want nothing to do with you.
I don't care if you like Spike or not. If